Need quality content? Need it to have personality? Are you allergic to boring?

I’m your writer.

I still remember my first professionally published piece. It was an article on time management for the S.C. Johnson employee newsletter. Not exactly hard-hitting journalism, but I proudly hung it on my fridge for a good two, three months. Then we took it down. I mean, kudos to me but it was covering up the grocery list.

Besides, hard-hitting journalism and floor wax aren’t really my thing. I’d rather write about freelancing, web development and stuff that makes you think about this super weird world we live in and why we get on Facebook when we’re drunk.

My style is whimsical, thoughtful and informal – unless it’s about tech, in which case I put my adult pants on and stick to the facts. My writing apps all have spell-check. I am highly skilled in hunt-and-peck typing, and I haven’t accidentally deleted a paragraph in years three days.

Curl up with your iPad, a full glass of wine and read some of my work:

Little Side Gig

WordPress Help

Help for Apparel Brands

I’m available for hire on a contract basis.* My current rate is .15 per word, $45/hour (negotiable for longer contracts).

I can help you with:

  • Marketing copy
  • Ghost Writing
  • Emails (fluent in Mailchimp & AWeber)
  • Blogging/Content
  • Punching up a bland piece
  • Dialogue that makes soy milk squirt out your nose

Get in touch and let’s do your thing! Contact me

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