Author: DJ Billings
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Put It Down
Two monks were walking in the woods when they encountered an old woman standing by a wide stream. As they approached her, she pointed with her cane and demanded they carry her across.
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Enough
Do you have enough food? Do you have enough of a home? Do you have enough transportation?
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How Long, Tempted?
I was today years old when I learned something new about two of my most favorite songs ever.
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Keep on…
We’re gonna keep on, keep on, keep on, keep on packin’ all through the night… (doodle of Greg Brady dancing) I doodled this in my bullet journal because I can’t get packing for our big move out of my brain.
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We can see you
I’ve always sort of admired anyone who picks their nose in public. I imagine you have to get into this super relaxed, childlike state… (doodle of guy picking his nose while driving) or dolphin like… (doodle of dolphin picking nose) where you fully believe that no one can see you doing it. We can see…
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Yellow Bird Sauce
Whenever someone mentions “Yellow Bird Sauce,” this is all I can picture (doodle of bird pooping on a burger). I’ve never eaten it. For some reason, I don’t think the same way about “Rooster Sauce” (doodle of rooster giving side-eye).
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Shutting Down the Main Reactor…
As we prepare for our Big Move, I keep having these “doh!” moments where I suddenly remember something important that needs to happen.
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Coffeezilla
I was prompted to make some coffee on the stove. Mmmmm, coffee.
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Things You Can’t Throw Away
It’s amazing how much debris gets collected over ten years. From crumpled receipts that probably should have been filed to empty Scotch tape dispensers, there’s just a lot of trash to sift through.
